If only I had more time...

I would probably have successfully written a book or two by now. I would definitely have finished my paper for Policy Formation on America's dependence on oil (which is a totally fascinating topic! I'm serious!). Probably would have even succeeded in finding world peace and a cure for cancer. But instead, I think that 90% of my brain power goes towards thinking about boys. 75% of my conversations have something to do with relationships. If I had more time, I would make a pretty pie chart, but as it is, now I have to hurry and get my work done because I was off in la-la land daydreaming. I'm not bitter about being single, it's just that relationship drama just takes up too much time and mental effort. What on earth do married people think about? My sister Vilja, recently married, told me that she thinks about new ways of jumping higher and being a ninja. See? So much more useful. This is what I'm missing out on.