overheard at the Tea Lounge

This guy and girl are having a conversation about dating. He said that he used to date girls one at a time and had relationships. Now, he dates lots of girls at a time and he is "Spoiled with choices." Awesome.

Also. "Some people have to have conversations, but people like you and me, we can figure things out without a conversation. I mean, we're just friends and this is great."

Pause. "Yeah, this is great."

"How do you think we ended up so platonic?"

"It must be the scrabble. It's a very platonic game."

So, if you want to send a clear message that you aren't into someone, just play scrabble.