It's true. If you wanna get lucky, just date me. Statistics show that by dating me, your chances of marriage increase dramatically. My last four serious boyfriends have all married the girl that they have dated immediately after me. Which means within a year of us breaking up.
What the f*** is going on? Am I that awful that I drive men immediately out of the dating pool and into the arms of the next woman who comes by? I'm not usually insecure, but today, i've just gotta wonder about it.
Girls should be thanking me.
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funny... maybe u just warm up the boys for commitment but u yourself are unwilling to make the step? U like 'breaking them' like wild horses brought to heel... sounds like marriage is not what you're after? Success!
We talked about this Suvi. You do not drive men into anothers arms. Impossible.
suvi-3 of the last 4 guys I've dated have shortly thereafter left the church. . .am I similarily cursed?
I think that what's probably happening with you is that the guys are so upset realizing that they blew it with the one cool girl in the world that they figure they might as well settle for anyone, it doesn't really matter who, and so they go with the next random girl who comes along. Seriously.
Come to think of it...Suvi could you please date someone about 6'2", medium build, interesting, intellegent, kind, good sense of humor, who really likes tall blond photographers? And then introduce him to me at some point?
For no particular reason....
Sarita, i will do my best to drive a tall, handsome stranger into your arms. Be warned, he may just be Chechen. Hope that is ok.
I also have that curse suvi. It does suck. Even if I didn't really want to marry them, it still stings.
Every boy I date seems to want to get a tattoo when I date them as well. Weird.
i have similar statistics with girls who have dated me...we should conduct some experiments in new york, see if your boyfriends marry my girlfriends!
A-freaking-men to that! I can't even tell you how many times that that same scenario has likewise happened to me! It's ridiculous... but c'est la vie. Sadly I think that this is a more common scenario than I'd pridefully would like to admit. :)
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